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Post by Sparkexe on May 2, 2005 18:53:06 GMT -5
Well take your time. I'd rather have one or two well-written jobs than dozens and dozens of sloppy pieces of crap. But I redid Falco and Haley, and they should be A-okay this time. mmbn4.bravehost.com/images198/falco3.GIFmmbn4.bravehost.com/images198/haley2.GIFAs for Sirrus, yeah I had to take a stab as to what his complete outfit was. I was gunning for his Myst 4 get-up, but nobody wants to post complete pictures of him in that. Oh well. And could you post a description for Chet? I think all you said was he was a black-haired smartass. Anway, here's a small interlude to weasel Achenar in. It ain't the same without him. *meanwhile, at Sirrus's private terminal, the door behind Sirrus swings open, and a large bearded man stumbles in clutching his head* Sirrus: Oh, there you are. I hope you don't mind, but I had to move on without you. Achenar: Oh, NOW you wanna put the into action! When I'm around, all you wanna do is test, test, test! You just HAD to do the fun part when I wasn't here, didn't you?! Sirrus: *annoyed* Well I had to. Do you honestly think they would've waited for you? *points to the battling navis on his screen* Achenar: You mean to tell me I spent days setting up a halfway decent network in this god forsaken dump just so that a bunch of punks could wreck it, little brother?!! Sirrus: Sigh. It'll be fine, my dear brother. Now just stay here. I don't think we're alone either.
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Post by Falcovsleon20 on May 5, 2005 16:47:07 GMT -5
OoC: Perfect. As for Executeman's drawing, it's gonna be a little behind schedule. But at least I don't have writer's cramp anymore. Oh and as for Chet, I'll get to a more detailed description as soon as I can decide which outfit suits him best.
IC:
::meanwhile in the net, Executeman has just knocked the good guys down to the floor::
Executeman: Mwahahahaha! Fools! Do you realize that you can never deafeat me? You're far too busy being foolish!
Starman: Are you reffering to all of us? Because the only damn fool I see being foolish is Brightman, as usual.
Brightman: I'll show you foolish! ::Launches his Plugs at Executeman only to get them cut off by his axe:: eeep.
::Executeman launches another stream of "Soul Fire" from his lantern, Freezeman tries to shield but gets pelted before he can do any good. Starman fires off a Yo-Yo Chip which cuts up Executeman's left shoulder but good. Brightman follows up with an Energy Ball and Assasin brandishes a machine gun both hit dead on. Smoke is coming off of Executeman but he's still going.::
Executeman: I'm not going to fall to stupid bastards like you!
Brightman: Oh yes you are.
Executeman: Oh no I'm not.
Brightman: Oh yes you are.
Executeman: Oh no,I'm NOT.
Brightman: Oh yes you are.
::while Brightman and Executeman are going at it,
Sparkman is trying desperately to break the force field::
Sirrus: Are you still trying to bust that thing down? Shouldn't you be helping your friends?
Sparkman: Friends?! HAH! Coldman's more of an unneeded aquaitance, Assasin's just a glitch in the works and I don't give a rat's ass about that ex-Gospel Commander and his cheaply hired "assistance" thank you kindly. And as for that wannabe, I'll deal with him AFTER I get some sweet goodness from Iris.
Iris: Back off pervert! I'm not coming near a walking diphibulator like you! I want that shady guy with the gun.
Sparkman: Do you want out or not?
::Meanwhile, Brightman and Executeman are still going at it...::
Brightman: Oh yes you are.
Executeman: OH NO I'M NOT YOU SPED!
Brightman: Oh YES you ARE, dipshit!
Executeman: ENOUGH!!!!
Assasin: Finally, I was beginning to think they would never shut up.
Executeman: I will prove to you I will be the victor! Taste my supreme attack! Pendulum Blade!
::Giant pendulums drop from above, swinging back and forth trying to slice and dice the heroes::
Freezeman: Once again Brightman, your big mouth gets all our asses handed down to us.
Brightman: ::snaps fingers:: Oh shut it. I don't see you or that russian fridge doing anything useful!
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Post by mmbn4team on May 5, 2005 17:03:17 GMT -5
img103.echo.cx/img103/7162/guilter28in.pngColdman.exe: Ok Thats it!!!! *creates ice Pendulums* Assasin: YOU IDIOT!!!! Now there's twice as many Pendulums! Freezeman.exe: I can fix That!!!! *creates a set of ice pendulums* Assasin: GRAHHHHH!!
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Post by Falcovsleon20 on May 21, 2005 7:10:04 GMT -5
OOC: Wow, long time since I updated this. Basically, I don't know about you guys but I've been swamped with school work and my PC's not been the greatest lately. (I'll have to reinstall my scanner's program.) But at least I can post Chet's description.
Chet: Red shirt with black sport jacket, red pants, black dress shoes with golden buckles near the tips and an orange strap starting at the right shoulder and going around his shirt and connecting at the back.
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Post by Sparkexe on May 21, 2005 22:00:18 GMT -5
It's not a big deal really. There's no deadline to finish this or nothing, as long as it gets finished. I'm days away from heading to Dominica for two weeks, so I'll have my hands full too. Glad to hear from ya!
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Post by MMbn4leader on Jun 2, 2005 18:36:19 GMT -5
My internet computers Iced
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Post by Falcovsleon20 on Jun 19, 2005 13:22:16 GMT -5
OOC:Finally, I foud time to write up the next chapter. Feel free to correct anything.
::the ice pendulums swing back and forth until they eventually crash into each other and shatter. Executeman's initial pendulums are still swinging back and forth::
Starman: This is just great. I've always wanted to be diced into ribbons.
Sparkman: Oh you sunabitches can kiss my ass. I can't believe you're THAT helpless.
::Sparkman fires a bunch of Spark Mines, wrecking the pendulums badly. He then launches a Spark Wave at Executeman, blinding him::
Sparkman: There. I want no more complaining until I'm done with Iris here. You better all learn to fight decently on your own until I'm done here.
Brightman: Thanks Sparkman. You're a true...
Sparkman: Call me a friend, ally, teammate or any other synonyms for those words and I'm going to rip you're head off and use it as decorative lamp, milk guzzler!
Brightman: Okay, time for the big guns.
Falco: Right here you go Brightman.
::Falco slots in three Timebombs and Brightman launches the giant Timebomb+ at Executeman who is still blinded::
Freezeman: Oh shit. Not this again.
Brightman: CHECK IT OUT! EVERYONE HIT THE DECK!
::Bomb goes off just as Executeman regains his vision. Massive explosion promptly occurs but Executeman is surprisingly unaffected. Not a scratch on him::
Starman: Oh c'mon. That can't be right. He should be large disembodied chunks by now.
Executeman: Fools! You can't kill me with such weakling moves. I'm programmed to be completely immune to Program Advances such as those.
Coldman: Oh good lord, you're joking. We have policies against cheap-ass bastards like you. And that has got to be the cheapest thing I've ever seen out of people like you.
Nathan: Ditto. Not to mention that it's nearly impossible for a Navi to be immune to a P.A. unless they hail from Murkland or something. And trust me, I know guys like that. And you're obviously not one of them.
Sirrus: Little do you fools know that Executeman DOES have a few Murkland fragments in his coding. Also it pays to have a brother who can insert Recov chips at blazing speed whenever neccessary.
Falco: Excuse me? What did you say?
Sirrus: What? You weren't supposed to...
Achenar: Uh Sirrus.
::points the intercom switch, which is obviously still turned on::
Sirrus: Oh damnit.
Executeman: Way to blow my secret ten seconds after I just starting boasting about it you louse!
Iris:......you can only imagine how insulting it is for me to have been captured by THESE guys.
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Post by Sparkexe on Jun 23, 2005 23:45:43 GMT -5
*Sparkman keeps nailing the force field with a variety of attacks*
Sirrus: I don't see why you keep mindlessly assaulting the barrier. If you couldn't break it the first time, why would you think it'd work now?
Sparkman: Well, I haven't tried this yet, bone bag.
*Sparkman grabs one of the pendulums with a tentacle and yanks it toward the barrier*
Freezeman: That could do it! Brightman, if you please?
Brightman: *snaps fingers* You got it!
*Freezeman raises an ice barrier that Brightman breaks with a remote plug barrage, spawning powerful winds, giving Sparkman's pendulum more momentum. Unfortunately, the pendulum just shatters ineffectively against the force field*
Sparkman: Grrr...It would've worked if you tards didn't muck it up!
Achenar: Hee hee! Gotta give 'em points for trying, right?
Sirrus: Tell me, have the mighty Darklight Mercenaries ever fallen before now?
Sparkman: I dunno. Ever been had before?
*as if on cue, Nathan kicks down the door behind Sirrus and Achenar as Guilter and Falco pile out*
Nathan: Thanks for stalling 'em Spark!
Sparkman: Took you puds long enough.
Falco: Give it a rest, guys. Show's over.
Achenar: Eheehee! Guess we should hitting the ol' dusty trail, eh bro?
Executeman: Don't you two leave me!
*before the trio can reach Sirrus and Achenar, the two brothers flee through a backdoor. An audible clicking sound can be heard just after Sirrus slams the door*
Executeman: Damn you!
Assassinman: *cracks knuckles and fires his machine gun* You're in our world now!
Executeman: *dodges the machine gun fire* Sirrus's cowardice can't save you! *points to the pendulums*
Gravityman: *glowing with energy* Affirmative. But this can.
*Gravityman raises his arms as countless charged gravity holds pour out of him and drift towards the pendulums. One by one, the pendulums crumple under immense g-forces as Gravityman collapses, exhausted*
Gravityman: Warning: Gravityman energy levels: critical.
Starman: Oh, I was wondering what he was up to. But gearing up and unleashing all those holds must've taken a lot out of him.
Executeman: No! If I'm going to hell, I'm taking you all with me!
*Executeman swings his axe at Assassinman, but Coldman shoves an ice wall in between them, lodging the axe into the block of ice*
Executeman: *releases the axe and raises his lantern* Damn you!
Sparkman: *fires a spark shock at Executeman* Say what the hell are you fleshbags doing in your neck of the woods?
Guilter: Huh? Aw, dat Fawlco's rummagin' thru desks tryin' to fin a key or sumthin to unlock that door. And Nadan's jusd twyin' to ram it down down wid a chair.
Sparkman: Oh, so jack squat. Would it kill one of you jackasses to find a release switch for Babraham Lincoln's bonds on Sirrus's terminal?! I'm missing out on some booty time here!
Guilter: Hey yeah! Dun worry, yer in gooood hansh ol' buddy! Is dis it? *punches a command in*
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Post by mmbn4team on Jun 25, 2005 13:54:47 GMT -5
*Sorry for the delay. No internet for a few weeks so I made due*
Assasin: Guilter. Did you have a bit too much to drink.
Guilter: *snoring*
Assasinn: God damnit. He's out.
Cold man: Now what.
Voice: Security measures enabled.
Assasin: Damn it. What command did you punch in guilter?
Guilter: Who's President Senator? *drops dead*
*more and more klaxons wail*
Assasin: !
*Suddendly they stop and a Cute Navi Apears and Makes some Puppy Eyes*
All: Ahwww.
*The navi jumps up in size and starts crushing everything.*
Cold man: That can't be good.
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Post by darkchip on Jul 3, 2005 18:23:16 GMT -5
I'd help you but my navi is on an assignment.
Lina.EXE"Ok i'm done with the job already" Lina.EXE Logging out.
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Post by Falcovsleon20 on Aug 24, 2005 15:17:51 GMT -5
Finally, my PC stopped giving me problems. Let's hope I still have the urge in me to finish this. Otherwise I'll forget about you guys for another 3 months.
Executeman: What the hell be this I say? This better not be our "secret weapon".
Sirrus: Oh Executeman, little do you know that THAT navi was designed to innhilate you so that we could use your data as an alternative sacrifice should the "reverse copy procedures" taking place on that little child fail. And considering that it'll take another 4 hours to complete, it just might. Considering that that spark plug DOES give in eventually.
Achenar: You know he's not. He's a stubborn bastard that one.
Sirrus: I've dealt with 20 stubborn types like him in the past Achenar. And they all ended up in the same place: the obituaries.
Achenar: What are you.....
::Sirrus ignores him as he watches the good guys get the living shit pounded out of them by the giant Navi. Brightman tries rapidly hitting him with Bright Beams but they all deflect off the Navi and bounce all over the place hitting everything else. Freezeman tries freezing the Navi's legs with his Ice Tower and Starman tries pummeling him with a barrage of star-shaped meteors but all it does it anger him more.::
Starman: Oh shit this is it.
Brightman: Game over man. Game over.
Gravityman: Requesting that you shut your damn pie-holes you wimps!
Coldman:.......that was unexpected.
Sparkman: I didn't expect trash can there to say that.
Gravityman: Gravityman is tougher than you think you money grubbing leech.
::Gravityman launches a barrage of holds at Sparkman who cloaks himself and dodges. The holds however cause some slight cracks in the barrier.::
Brightman: Check it out! Gravityman's the answer to breaking the shielding!
Gravityman: I'm not useless now, am I?
Sparkman: Say, this gives me an idea.
::Sparkman grabs the giant Navi, who is still trampling Assasin, Starman, Freezeman, and Coldman, with a tentacle and throws him into the barrier. He starts getting badly damaged and screwing up the barrier in the process. Gravityman unleashes a Gravity Drive that pushes the Navi into the barrier causing to eventually explode into deletion and destroy the shield.::
Brightman: Way to go dudes! ::snaps fingers:: who'd have thought that Sparkman would be willing to work together.
Assassin: Yeah, only so that he could get his sexual urges over with.
::points to Sparkman who is making a beeline for Iris::
Iris: Stay away from me you pig!
Executeman: Okay, this is the part where I cowardly escape like a pansy while noone's looking.
::Executeman tries to flee only to hear Sirrus' voice::
Sirrus: And WHERE do you think YOU'RE going?
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Drillman
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You know the Drill!
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Post by Drillman on Dec 6, 2005 22:18:05 GMT -5
*checks the calendar* Heyy, whattaya know? Three months!
(I've just finished some catching-up reading myself. Thought I'd stop in and see how things were doing. I know I'm not one to talk about going on long unexpected vacations though.)
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Post by Sparkexe on Dec 6, 2005 23:06:40 GMT -5
Hey hey! It's good to see ya back here again!
Yeah, the first part of this job's already been posted. I've finally got the second part sprited and ready to post. I'll probably post along with Sam's mini-ep with Bass.exe and some sprites by our new Aqua. First I need to get a final or two off my back before I can do all that.
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